Tuesday, November 22, 2005

two words:

can we say, "prolapsed uterus"?

in my usual morning lap around my internet favorites, i came across a comment at bitchmagazine.com on the dugger family.
if you haven't heard about these (perfectly lovely, i'm sure) people, they are a family in arkansas to which a 16th child was recently born. they have also stated in interviews that they don't plan on stopping the madness there.
i have to ask myself a few questions. is this a plot for worldwide domination? are they some catholic-mormom hyperbreed? is michelle's uterus made of steel?
possibly my biggest question is why they don't have a world population clock amongst their other reputable family favorites on their links page.
yeah so i'm being a bit snarky.
this is the kind of breeding that puts possums to shame. how can this family even afford 16 children? are any of them ever going to college? do they know the terms k and r selection and that humans are k-selected?
oh. i just looked at their FAQ page..... it appears they are able to afford their lifestyle through seminars on how to handle your finances according to the bible. and they homeschool their children. so it is unlikely they will ever to go college anyway.
plus i am sure they wouldn't want their darling litter of children exposed to the liberal arkansas educational system.
another thing i think is funny is that i am sure there are some out there who would applaud these people. but if they were hispanic, or black, they would bitch about how many tax dollars they are sucking up.

1 Comments:

At 6:23 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

That first photo on their album page really creeps me out, what with his gigantic head floating behind his wife and child. Also, what's with everyone dressing the same? Economical, perhaps; but it also crosses the line between family and cult.

When the revolution comes, I'll be the first to burn uniforms.

 

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