uncyclopedia

something i would like to start on a weekly basis. educational purposes of course as opposed to purely procrastinatory.
an entry from uncyclopedia.org on ann coulter:
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Ann Coulter (formerly Ann Poultry) is a benevolent, understanding queer woman. She leads civil rights causes around the world, helps foreign nations and investments, and understands the hardships inherent in living in a third world nation. She is the founder of the Getting Along Foundation, an organisation dedicated to the cause of making everybody get along. In 1996 she was anointed the patron saint of the Crusading Conservative Party of the U.S. in a ceremonial cruise by moonlight along the Potomac River, attended only by Republicans at the cost of $15,000.00 a plate.