somewhat relevant procrastination

is that caulliflower?

some good uncyclopedia fun on the brain

Brains are among the primary dietary interests of zombies and other creatures in the undead kingdom. Brains also are tired of mention of themselves being prominently mis-typed on the sports trophies of guys named Brian.
Brains were originally invented to be killed by alcohol and cookies and any other forms of happiness.
Phonetic representation of brain exploding by the exertion of pressure:NNNGGHHHH....BLAHT!!...plt!, splat!, plok!(just so you recognize the sound should you ever come to hear it in the street or wherever.)
For many years people thought that brain transplants could work. It was not until the developer of the idea, Sir Edwin Hubble, had a brain transplant with a slightly retarded moose to prove his transplants would work that it was proven that brain transplants would not in fact work.
Finally da weird thing is that brains (as they usually refer to themselves) are bullshit waiting for breakfast. I don't know about ya but i'm outta here.