learn 'em while they're young

maybe it's the 'tussin talking, but this hot stinking pile of propaganda might be the best website ever.

exhibit a:


poor wittle lamuel must get to church without being tempted by a she-devil wearing lipstick! of course the little lady is someone to be feared, not those repressed men of the church! also what is so wrong with ice-cream?

exhibit b:
habu the elephant

fundie prick: how many god's do you have, habu?
habu the hindu elephant: i don't know! i lost count!

then something about telling kiddies that they should only want one god who loves them instead of a whole hullaballo who don't give a samosa. can we classify that as racist and empirialistic?

exhibit c:
angry atheist goat, mr. gruff!

mr. gruff loooves his coffee and hates children and witnessors who touch his belt! i find him to be an admirable bloke, msyself.

exhibit d:
evidence of kangaroos in the middle east?

oh i'm sorry there isn't a shred of evidence in that argument. the bible says they hopped on a boat in the middle east so they must have been there! now i don't know much about the marsupial fossil record, but i don't recall there being many marsupial fossils- especially a big fucking kangaroopithecus- in the land mass that is currently that broadly undefined area as creation scientists contributing to this site would have it. and is the cartoon kangaroo jewish?

exhibit e:
creation scientist giraffe

a fun cs "fact": t-rex was an herbivore and used it's big sharp teeth to cut leaves and went on the ark with noah.
if you find NOTHING wrong in that statement you are stupider than me on my cold meds right now.