yay times

really it's shameful how behind the times i am...

i've just been informed that tool is releasing a new album in early may.

this apparently is not new news.

but it makes me giddy.

so who's going to a concert with me?

sunday morning cartoons

we could all use more crudely drawn cartoons in pain.

watch out!

it's a blurry cat!!

because i just. can't. concentrate. on stomach bacteria and lice.

...

as i was reading about duke's struggle with it's reputation since three lacrosse players (white males of course) beat and sexually assaulted a black woman, i came across this paragraph that nearly made me vomit:

The stakes are reflected in the breadth of the university's response Wednesday after Durham County authorities disclosed an e-mail message, sent less than two hours after the alleged rape, in which a lacrosse player said he wanted to invite strippers to his room, kill them and cut off their skin.

what the fuck is wrong with people!?!

you know that feeling?

when you've been royally Fucked. Over.

have i royally fucked someone over to such a degree that the universe is exacting revenge?

because tears and coffee taste bad

Yesterday Tom DeLay announced that he was quitting politics AND Massachusetts set up a universal health care policy. Finally a morning when I am not compelled to cry in my coffee.

hot! wet! wild! gross!

ladies and gentlemen, i bring you horror and destruction:

guys gone wild

i don't believe anyone anywhere wants to see this. i'm all about equality, but this is just not attractive. not that girls gone wild was any better.

the end times are near.... hehe you could so make a joke out of that.